1. You take off your bra and find a weeks worth of peanut debris from your latest addiction to sundae nut cones come raining down on your toes.
2. Secret deodorant strong enough for a man...cuz well, now you smell like one.
3. Your 2 year old hugs you around the legs and mistakes you for daddy because you have an old growth Forrest on them.
4. That fancy women's razor you spent a fortune on is now rusted to the floor of your shower.
5. You're just now noticing the family of crows living in the back of your head.
6. You now require a crowbar to remove undergarments.
3 comments:
Your funny Magan!
well, I try..I do try.. and actually this is all true stuff, im not ashamed. But im sure I should be.
NICE~That is pure honesty. You know, when we used to have just 2 kids we were showered and make-up on every day by 10 a.m.~but yeah, that kinda changed the more kids I had. Keep it up!
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