This just in..

In a bizarre turn of events this afternoon, a seemingly quiet neighborhood was turned into a scene of an emotional confrontation when an Ice cream truck rolled threw to the delight of many youngsters. Magan Boyle age 32, Mother to 7 young girls dragged an unassuming ice cream man from his truck and proceeded to assault him viciously beating the man about the head with his own ice cream bars. The mother, evidently fed up with the man's hideous blaring music, and also by his propensity to only drive by on the days when she had no cash thus turning her little darlings into heaving, bulgy eyed maniacs. The mother was forced to endure tales of how the other kids in the neighborhood got a giant Mr. freeze, and they "NEEVVEERRRR get ANYthing!" The children were forced to watch in horror as the mother when finished savagely beating the man began to binge eat all of his sundae nut cones, citing she says because of his over priced frozen treats. More on this disturbing story to be featured on this evenings news.