God made her extra cute for a reason.

"please god, don't let me pinch her head off. She only does it because she delights in mischief, she is not evil, but good and kind and you made her extra cute for a reason, But I also see why in nature some mothers eat their young"

I said this prayer to myself when I had simply had enough of Faith's hi-jinks, her whole life Faith has been quite a character. Everyone adores Faith, if I believed in fairies I would have to believe she was one. She makes everyone smile, and everyone always gravitates towards Faith and no ONE is immune to this child's charm....but today..oh today, I nearly clipped this Fairies wings. So, it is my habit to let faith accompany me to the mail box each day to collect the mail, most days she invokes minor annoyance with her endless dilly dallying. But today, its raining and the child heads right out the door and into the woods behind my house, which brought on panic because there is quite a big stream that runs through, So I have to clomp on through the mud and leaves to collect my heathen. I advised faith I was angry and to get in the house right now! I even managed to wear my "for reals this time, I am mad!" face. She ran right in the house and I could see clearly she understood I was angry, I go to walk in the door behind her only to nearly knock myself unconscious because the little darling had locked me out of the house. Well, Now I was pissed! When I finally got in the house I let faith know that she was naughty and was going to have a timeout. Just as soon as I got some bread out of the fridge in the garage. When I got the bread, again I was met with being locked in the garage this time. It was this time that I prayed to heavenly father that Faith's head remain intact. And so Faith got her first ever 1 swat on the bottom. It hurt her feelings for sure, she isn't used to being reprimanded after all being the golden child and all. As I was saying, God made her extra cute for a reason I am sure of it!