It makes your butt look big because it IS

Ok, so Im sitting in relief society on Sunday..in the back by myself as usual feeling like a loser because no one ever sits by me, or talks to me for that matter, yes its a two way street blah..blah..all I can hope for at this moment is that grace wakes up and starts howling thus making it necessary for me to leave is it ok to purposely pinch babies in order to get up? Anyway Polly mentions an exercise class on Mondays and Wednesdays and I think that might be cool I used to love going to the ymca to workout, but that was before when I had a job and since I have down syndrome and cant find regular employment, I cannot afford YMCA. So I think this will be perfect and since my wardrobe is mainly compiled of workout outfits I can show up in style. So imagine my glee to go home and pull out all my fancy outfits and systematically try them on. Only to find that the outfits have a severe design flaw, they all make my butt look big, and some even accentuate the cellulite. How can this be?? How have I not noticed this. So clearly I had to lose weight so I can fit the outfits, but how to do you lose weight if you cant wear the outfits? So I have to find away to lose weight to be small enough to wear the outfits so I can wear them to lose weight? Obviously I need to go ponder my dilemma which I will do so while eating another sundae nut cone.